Upstairs
Troupe of tap dancers?
Elephant herd stomping ants?
I hope your pipes burst.
Lawn Mowing Peeping Tom
Outside my window
You cut grass on Friday, but
There's no lawn in here.
Front Row Parking Wars
I see you, lurking...
Waiting for me to drive off.
Well played, spot vulture.
Weird Pool Family
Stop stealing our toys.
It's a big pool, play somewhere else.
Did you just pick your nose?
You make me not miss apartments... and recently I've been thinking maybe it might be nice to downsize and consider one...
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