Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Apartment Haikus, Volume I

Troupe of tap dancers?
Elephant herd stomping ants?
I hope your pipes burst.

Lawn Mowing Peeping Tom
Outside my window
You cut grass on Friday, but
There's no lawn in here.

Front Row Parking Wars
I see you, lurking...
Waiting for me to drive off.
Well played, spot vulture.

Weird Pool Family
Stop stealing our toys.
It's a big pool, play somewhere else.
Did you just pick your nose?


1 comment:

  1. You make me not miss apartments... and recently I've been thinking maybe it might be nice to downsize and consider one...